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Senior dev be like... (programming.dev)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 6 months ago (38 children)

0900 till 0930 - 15 min standup meeting.
0930 till 1000 - focus time.
1000 till 1100 - Pre meeting for customer meeting at 1100.
1100 till 1200 - Customer meeting.
1230 till 1300 - Post Meeting catchup.
1300 till 1330 - focus time.
1330 till 1430 - JIRA board update meeting.
1430 till 1500 - priorities review meeting.
1500 till 1645 - focus time.
1645 till 1730 - EOD standup.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago (13 children)

You get focus time?

Also, what the hell is the point in an EOD standup if you're gonna have another one in zero working minutes?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

That concept is lost on so many people and I don't understand why. One of the last teams I was on had two weekly meetings. One was 9:00 AM Monday morning and the other was 4:00 PM on Fridays. They were both running through all of our projects and always seemed surprised that the Monday update was the same as the previous Friday update.