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[–] [email protected] 155 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Gotta love my fellow millennials - battered old souls that only the offer of getting murdered gets us properly motivated.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Most of us see that as a perk. “Wait, I can die right now, painlessly? Like totally painless? Where do I sign up?”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I mean, I dont care abut pain as much as time - like I would settle for something interesting, like getting sucked off to death ... into a jet engine at max speed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No capes!
... just a very flamboyant loincloth to the same effect ...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

"Their loincloth looked absolutely magnificent as they were being sucked into that jet engine!" - Eyewitness probably.

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