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Catholic 'media ministry' defrocks AWOL AI priest after it told faithful you can baptise babies in Gatorade and that, sure, it can totally perform your wedding (www.pcgamer.com)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

True, although I'm guessing "you can't baptize someone in Gatorade' would be something virtually all Christians would think.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If my hasty checking is valid, there's nothing in the Bible about holy water. There's holding a baptism, but nothing about holy men blessing water to imbue it with the Holy Spirit.

As such, I assume that any liquid blessed by a priest might be considered holy.

Something something Godly Gatorade, Blessed Baja Blast etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I think it's one of those 'spirit of the law, not letter of the law' things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Non alliterative sports drinks are unholy, got it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Obviously, it's gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.