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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What happens if I use it on an Android phone? Will it burst into flames?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago

A chemical compound causes the cloth to turn blue when polishing an iPhone, green when polishing an Android. It's only a subtle difference.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tim Apple shows up at your house with a baseball bat.

It’s ok though, he just wants to talk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might want to watch out your front window Larry, you'll see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

*find a stranger in the Alps

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You’ve got a nice phone there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

This voids the cloths warranty.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Don't exaggerate! Just a lawsuit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don’t they handle that on their own?