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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (13 children)

hmm, let's see.

It's not java.

It's also not a scripting language.

also to the repeat grammar nazi in the comments here, hi, "its"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s also not a scripting language.

It definitely is a scripting language.

hello-world.js:

#!/usr/bin/env node

console.log("Hello world");

Your favorite command line tool:

chmod +x ./hello-world.js
./hello-world.js

You just need to install npm, eg via apt-get install npm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

everything is a scripting language if you try hard enough.

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