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[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (11 children)

This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be "We just want our sausage in your mouth." They voted it down because it was "too risqué."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Here in Germany we had an ad for a "Tiefbauunternehmen" / "civil engineering company".

The German name translates to "deep building company". Their slogan: "Experten für untenrum" / "professionals for the parts down below".

I hope the translation works

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

The translation works. Dick jokes are dick jokes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

not necessarily a dick joke in English; sounds like they could handle whatever youve got and whatever you want accomplished with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if its only a dick joke in German, they come off as way more competent in English.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I dunno, don't speak German

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