Programmer Humor

19480 readers

1809 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

512

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

56 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 87 points 6 months ago (12 children)

Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

As long as you do it without side effects...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

    total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Deleted by creator

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Writer monads am I right? 😅

load more comments (7 replies)