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We've gone too far. Everyone just switch to UTC please. Yes, it means some will go to bed at 2pm and get up at 10pm, so what.
No
tldr - you'll just have to do the conversions in your head now because it's useful to know where the sun is at different points on the earth when trying to communicate across those points.
Maybe this freak should just text uncle steve whatever he wanted, or a "call me when it's convinient" message, and then steve will probably see the notification at some point in his morning routine before too long. If this guy really needed to call steve anyways, for whatever reason, he shouldn't care about time zones, because it's an emergency.
If you were commonly calling whatever place you were calling, you'd probably be able to intuit what time they woke up anyways, so it's all moot.
I dunno. I think it's pretty easy to make a big deal out of time zones and calendar measurements and whatever but I don't think it really, actually matters that much, because the main thing they facilitate is communication. Time zones and timelines should be engineered more around the human condition, I think, than around anything else.
But then, I think, to construct anything around the human condition is kind of paradoxical. If you create a schedule, then you have created a schedule. I.e. if you construct time, then you imply the existence of something that needs to be measured. That implies deadlines.
Frankly, that's too much pressure for me, so I'm going to take the more controversial stance here: Abolish time. No more time, no more numbers measuring when I should do what. You're either gonna tell me whether or not to do something now, or to do it later. The people gotta learn that time is more subjective and contingent, and they gotta start showing up to their work shifts whenever they want to make money, instead of just showing up at a given time when the fuckin steam whistle goes off like it's the 1800s.
I can get behind that
Obviously it would require some getting used to, but already people can't comprehend time zones, so that won't change. My grandma called in the middle of the night all throughout our three year stay in Australia.
It's gonna get much worse when you start to try mapping days of the week onto the new times. Are days gonna be the same everywhere as well, to stay from 0 to 24? If so, have fun saying things like "Let's find a time on Wednesday/Thursday". People likely couldn't be bothered and would probably just use the day that their normal wake-up time falls on to mean the full solar day instead. At which point you could also just say okay, weekdays are still following local solar days. But now what weekday is it halfway around the world? Now you need to look up their solar day.
All this to say - abolishing time zones will introduce the reverse problem for every problem that it seemingly solves. You can't change the fact that our planet rotates and people in different locations will follow different schedules. Turning the lookup-table upside down is just a cosmetic change that doesn't remove the situation that's causing the confusion. I'd rather just stick with the set of problems that we're already used to dealing with.
Fair point!
People comprehend days, they comprehend that their day starts at 00:00 and ends at 23:59. Calling to the other side of the world isn't something most people.do on a daily basis
Not even that. I'm sure you've heard "it's tomorrow when I've slept", no matter what the clock says. Switching terms at midnight will cause confusion more often than not.
Are you high or just not reading what you're writing? Are you literally claiming that people will get confused when days start at 00:00 and end at 23:59, wherever they live in the world? Because literally no one in this world, except maybe you, is confused by that, because it makes intuitive sense.
and you've never been up with friends past your bedtime. 🙄
Ohh, she knew.
Lol.
None of the negatives that this troll article name are actual negatives that normal humans have.
Especially the argument for timezones is "I can just Google what time it is in "....
You can always Google "what time is it at "
Which only works when timezones exist. Without timezones, the question would need to be "what time of day is it in ?", and you'd get "morning" or "afternoon". Any answer to that question is inherently more fuzzy than 8:25 or 17:16.
What time is it in Melbourne?
"The Standard Time is 4:05. The time of day is equivalent to 14:15 in your location."
Wasn't that hard to solve. And it's actually more precise, since it incorporates the changing times of sunrise and sundown.
oh so now we're right back around at time zones again, wonderful.
except now it's even more fun because there is zero standardization at all, but users are still going to expect for their computing devices to tell them a time that makes sense. Ah, but culture X thinks the day starts "6 hours before sunrise" and culture Y is more "the day starts when the sun is halfway between sunset and sunrise" and culture Z thinks something even more insane. Oops, now we've got locale-based time zones. Locale awareness is honestly even worse than time zones because its just so damn unexpected at times. My own computer has a horrifying mix of US and Europe locale settings, and that is already crazy enough.
stupid people will always think everything is just so simple.
Pretty much. Shows how it wouldn't actually help a lot. It's making one thing simpler while making other things more complex. It's interesting to think about new problems it would bring and how would they be dealt with. And how much worse the solutions would be than the current problems.