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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

The Royal Observatory Greenwich:

"Well, as the first to co-ordinate time we-"

The International Telecommunication Union and International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service in Unison:

"Excuse me, I think you'll find we manage the time."

NIST: "I don't see your footprints up there! We're going off my Omega Speedmaster!"