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The funny thing is, as much as people shit on Java, that's exactly what its Java EE container arch was for. Truly tiny microservices in wars, an entire app in an ear. All managed by a parent container that can dedup dependencies with a global class loader if done well, and automatically scale wars horizontally, too.
No idea how to get that level of sharing with OS-level containers.