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[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not a fighter pilot, but when I think "ejection", can't imagine anything but a high-stress situation where the pilot doesn't have time to figure out which is the ejection lever. Imagine a real emergency where the pilot grabs the wrong lever, gently slides back with the seat, and then fucking dies on impact.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

"Gently slides back" ๐Ÿ˜‚