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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (10 children)

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (4 children)

If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

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