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Polly wants a deliverable (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[+] [email protected] -14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

When I see posts like this I just remember those old crotchety engineers who would gripe about "scrum bad", then would absolutely refuse to participate in collaborative planning activities with their fellow teammates. They tended to be the primary source of bad vibes and work breakdowns

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Found the project manager

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

They'll be all replaced by simple AIs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah scrums are great, and just somehow every single company that has them is doing them wrong, it is everyone else's fault.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

So we agree that copy pasting team culture, rather than giving the actual humans agency over the way that they organize themselves, is bad? Scrum is the name of a meeting, not one specific thing, it was just an example