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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a rainbow computer with only one monitor. Am I not a software engineer?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

34+ inch ultra wide screens get a pass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naah, just a 27 inch regular monitor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mate get yourself a second one, you'll never go back

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Well of course, my screens are in front of me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Software engineer with smol pp

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Please don’t share such secrets in a public forum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless it's one of those ultra wides, how do you get any work done if you can only see one screen worth of code and things that help the code?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe, I am not that good of a software engineer. Probably, why I don’t get jobs, despite thinking that I did well for the interview?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's the only possible explanation