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General: I didn't see you at camouflage practice today!
Soldier: Thank you, sir!
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Man: How much for the funny smelling spray?
Woman at shop counter: Perfume?
Man: No, per bottle.
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Police Officer 1: The attacker seems to have a motive...
Police Officer 2: Hate crime?
Police Officer 1: Of course I hate crime, that's why I'm a cop.
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Transcript: Woman: "Why did we need ratios? our relationship is over." Solider: "Our relationship is what? Over."
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Transcript: (ON A YACHT) ME: raises glass to our new "YAKT" HER: the "c" is silent ME: staring out at the horizon yes it's very tranquil, ur right
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Astronaut 1: "Hey,isthereanywheretogetabeeraroundhere?"
Astronaut 2: "Thereisnospacebar."
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Solider: "We need air support!"
Airplane with banner: "You're doing great..."
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(ON A YACHT)
ME: raises glass to our new "YAKT"
HER: the "c" is silent
ME: starting out at the horizon yes it's very tranquil, ur right
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Doctor, holding model spine: "This is your spine."
Patient: "Wtf put it back"
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Police officer: "I'm sorry to tell you this but your son has set fire to the school."
Parents: "Was it arson?"
Police officer: "Yes, your son."
