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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Noob should've used PNPM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No NullPointerExceptions in Kotlin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The humble !! operator.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

and then there's ruby who didn't even qualify but still would have done better than the others.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"NPM install" isn't going to be the direct result of a race condition in JavaScript. And while I'm not familiar with Python, I'd guess that an "Indentation error" wouldn't be one either. A missing library or syntax error that's only discovered by executing a particular branch is still just a missing library or syntax error, not a race condition.

Also, while Node.js is popular, it isn't an integral part of JavaScript in the way that the other errors are integral to their respective languages.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I had to come up with a title, this was it.
It's a cartoon.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Python? That’s an embarrassed GAMBAS!

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