Programmer Humor

Shadows in the real world a lack of energy Shadows in games imma need it all boss

I worked at a company that made IoT stuff (which is an increasingly archaic term). The web team was pitching using a third party tool called ThingSpace to view and manage the things. The web dev said ThingSpace could do all these amazing things automatically. The manager said “can we change the color of the background?” The web dev said “…. no.”

"I noticed the elves in level 3 look too similar to the dwarves in level 5."

"It's too late to change it now!"

The scarf in Shinobi was such a revelation when it came out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinobi_(2002_video_game)

The logical answer is that too many Computer Science majors loved Silver Age comic books.

The Martian Manhunter was stronger than superman, but couldn't handle fire. Green Lantern was similarly godlike, but was unable to control anything colored yellow.

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined