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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Anon's roomate:

wanna go to the bathroom

this weirdo redneck is in his room as always

askforpermission.tar.gz

head to bathroom

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY PIECE RIGHT THERE

mfw I see the most amazing monitor in my life

gonna buy it rn

nicemonitoranon.rpm

try to act normally

go out of anon's room

RUN TO THE MONITOR SHOP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

tar.gz is considered vintage

oh no

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

get-with-the-times-old-man.tar.xz

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You don't mess with my awkward to use compression format. I'm not learning another one.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last time I ran into .tar.gz, I was programming in COBOL!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Go to the releases page of any Github repository. Source code is served in a .tar.gz archive.

Look for Linux software, a lot of its sourcecode and packages are compressed into a .tar.gz archive.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nicemonitoranon.rpm

Found the Fedora/OpenSUSE user

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I replaced Fedora with Arch on my PC, but it will always remain in my heart ❤️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Monitor was so nice he forgot to poop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Anon's roomie has ADHD confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk why but this is very funny to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nice to hear that, it was supposed to be funny :P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's autistic like OP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They see anons screen. They know anon watches porn , and that's the reason anon is always couped up inside the room.

They think anon is a creep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

More like they see 4chan open in the guy's browser and think, "crap, this guy spanks it to BBC Hitler loli porn in here" and skedaddled.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

rule 69: if a boy owns a monitor there is porn on it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What a slanderous remark. I will have you know mine is minimised currently.

Also the work laptop is probably monitored, so never on that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Living alone

Roommates

Pick one

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shared kitchen but individual bathrooms? So something in between maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago