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This is such obvious BS. Putting aside that Tesla are always making claims about self driving that they can't deliver on, let's just consider the basic logistics of doing this for any customer who lives more than about 300km from a Tesla factory (of which there are two IIRC, and one of those is in Austin and the other is in Fremont)...

How the fuck is the car going to recharge?

It's not like it's going to plug itself in, and there are no staff at Tesla supercharger stations as far as I'm aware. With the range on a typical Model S even getting to LA might be tough if it gets stuck in traffic. Fremont to LA is just under 600km if you're lucky.

Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.

Later this year: "I was right, but I actually meant to say 'into' instead of 'to' and 'someone's' instead of 'your'"

Lies

No it won't. I'd never my money on anything supporting that fascist pig.

Do people still care what this turd has to say?

Bullshit.

FSD is getting people killed and somehow this same car will get any kind of “ok” to solo drive to someone’s home from the factory?

More promises by Muskrat that aren’t gonna happen.

Probably have a sales rep in the car to monitor the drive.

Enough musk spam...

Not my fucking house.

"it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn't even ordered one!"

kinda like elon would put a man on mars in 10 years back in 2011.

Definitely not into my house, fucker.

Factory Floor is in China.

Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.

When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn't even met his vehicle yet and it's gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.

Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.

Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)

People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?

Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!

Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.

Ha ha ha sure Elon.