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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

akhctually, I'm an asshole

[โ€“] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[โ€“] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

E Pluribus Anus

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

do all circles look like buttholes to you?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Like CEO, like company.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

AI is amazing. It can detect cancer. Find new chemical composites for undiscovered medicine. It can solve unsolved problems in astronomy. It optimizes logistics and productions in ways that discriminative algorithms would never be able to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

but the article talks about gen ai specifically so im also talking about gen ai specifically

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

So why did the commenter generalize to AI then?

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