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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Fuck you and your idea of productivity. Just because your job is reporting on the status of other people’s hard work doesn’t mean that’s how to get shit done - by talking. It takes doing to do shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Don't forget to test for lizards.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I just don't understand why they apologize.

They could probably write "You're welcome." and get a bunch of thank yous back.

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