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fuck_around/find_out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

slowly steps back and returns to basic and z80 assembly

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

@sjmarf And now someone is preparing a PR on C#’s GitHub issues… well done, well done.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Conflating us again with iPad kids?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Just wait till they get Lemmy on their iPads

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Well. I think I'm officially out of touch with the newest generations slang terms. I only understood about half of that.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Shoutout.SpillTea🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Now I wanna see this in jive

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t get the joke. Is the one on the left actually valid C# code?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (13 children)

C# is basically Java and from what I can tell, this looks approximately valid.

Variables can always* be named freely to your liking.

*You used to have to stick to the Latin alphabet, but that’s increasingly not the case anymore. Emoji-named variables FTW!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It looks valid but vibe isn’t declared anywhere so it won’t compile.

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