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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

shomeone shouldve told bill gates in the 80s that in the future computers would be a bunch of idiots

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (4 children)

We better should've stayed at 640kB.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I really do feel like if computers had stalled, speedwise, around the late 90s or early 2000s, that we'd be doing much, much better as a planet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

We better should’ve stayed at 640kB.

When every byte mattered. Hell, when every bit mattered even!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love how that video has aged even better by the fact the guy's using Windows 8

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

as someone who used dos and whose dad used win8, i can confirm xd

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

If only you could train a human to operate a camera and follow the ball.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

In the future, computers will do all our art and entertainment for us so we can concentrate on making rich people more money. Yay!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I’m a camera operator for sporting events. I noticed they had one of these at a rink I shoot at in a small town and chuckled.

Now that they’ve realized it sucks I wish they’d take it down so it would be nice for it to stop getting in my shots.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Hahahha. Oh, Glaidfflaid sure hates Mrronnndais!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Instead we use a worldwide network of interconnected computers and systems to micromanage everyone's lives and convince them all that billionaires are good for the economy, infinite money is possible, immigrants are bad, global warming is not real, perpetual war is normal, no one landed on the moon, the earth is flat and nazis are OK.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You forgot birds aren't real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

the future is just so bright! (boom de yadda etc etc)