That guy farted and walked away, savage
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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No that guys poop accelerated.
IMPOSSIBLE
It was probably thundering super far away, I was just too far to hear it
Cowboy man wouldn't lie to me would he?
Must have been a slow crawl thunderstorm.
Obviously, old man jumped on his horse and chased the thunder away with a whip and a yee-haw.
It was his head not the weather he was talking about.