this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That guy farted and walked away, savage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No that guys poop accelerated.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IMPOSSIBLE

It was probably thundering super far away, I was just too far to hear it

Cowboy man wouldn't lie to me would he?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Must have been a slow crawl thunderstorm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Obviously, old man jumped on his horse and chased the thunder away with a whip and a yee-haw.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It was his head not the weather he was talking about.