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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She's a Qt but she's only a 6.8

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Qt 3.14 came out a long time ago.

She's gay.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Good for her, good for her

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

*sigh*

0 is the loneliest number :(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Look at Mr.Bigshot over here with a defined value and data type.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Because programmers start counting at 0! 😆

Ok, that was funnier in my head...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I don't like to be that guy, but 0! equals to 1

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'll be the idiot who doesn't get the joke.

I recognize that programmers often start counting at 0.

I'm not sure how this connects to 0 being lonely, since that means it's getting used. Even if the programmers are lonely, I still do not get it. Can someone explain?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

There's an old saying that goes, "One is the loneliest number." Non-programmers usually start counting at one, making it the first number in the count.

Programmers generally have to start counting at 0. So to them, the first number is 0. So the joke is that a non-programmer would say "one is the loneliest number" a programmer would say "zero is the loneliest number" because the numbers they start with when counting are different.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

"1 is the loneliest number" was a line from an old song, I think.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It was sang by ~~The Beatles~~ Three Dog Night.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You sure? I searched just to check and Three Dog Night came up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

You're correct, Google just returns results for The Beatles because enough people search for that rather than Three Dog night, and I wasn't paying attention

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"You're a Queue of T"? I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Queue T, pronounced like "cutie"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I know, I was making a joke

Because Queue<T> is typically read "queue of T"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

No one is getting laid in this ::thread

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dammit, don't ruin it!!11 The "of" is silent 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Then she throws her drink in your face, storms out and git resets --hard origin/main && git clean -fdx

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

oooh sorry 😅

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Only for people who can't see sharp.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

And he was not the first item