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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Cards on the table: for Google money I'd do it too. If they want to enshittify their product until the competition has a fighting chance, who am I to stop them? Sure, it's an annoying and anticonsumer thing to do. But making a "free" product's bad qualities harder to circumvent isn't the ethical hill I'm going to die on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

But, who's their competitor? They have none. All the other alternative have very specific community (artsy short film, science, etc)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

For Google money I'd do it too...but I wouldn't do a very good job of it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

10 seconds? That's generous.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

This is programmer humor.

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  1. Why are you still here?
[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Ya filthy animal!

[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I would accept "I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

colleague of the marketing guy that just makes up metrics to pretend to his boss and stakeholders that their work on ads makes any difference

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