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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure if that works here so here is your reminder instead :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It doesn't, I was making a poor joke. But thanks nonetheless! :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Backups?

I am sorry. I do not speak this French. What is backups other than what women do for deeez sick lines of code?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Disaster recovery? I think you mean "a good excuse to begin a new life somewhere else!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I can’t find it now but I saw a meme that was the same template but it said:

Dude: I took a screenshot of the database Woman: you mean a snapshot …

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My condolences, was the content federated elsewhere at least?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was only up for like a day and yes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Backups are only important if your infra sucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We Will Watch Your Career With Great Interest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shower are only important for people that stink.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Gitlab moment