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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Neutral. Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chaotic neutral on my work desk, lawful good on the gaming desk. Priorities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lawfull good but got the laptop screen in the middle below

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lawful neutral for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm neutral evil? I call shenanigans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Single monitor setup coming through. 🫠

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm in between chaotic neutral and neutral evil I guess.

2 portrait displays with a landscape display in the middle. Teams on the left, Outlook on the right, main content in the middle.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lawful neutral. I use a laptop instead of a desktop so I have no choice. I would get a second monitor but it would things very cramped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm lawful neutral at the office, and true neutral at home!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm lawful neutral but I never look at my laptop screen when it's hooked up to the external monitor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True neutral right now, but since I'm already here, does anyone know if curved monitor is viable as a secondary display? I already have the monitor around, but since it's not rotatable I can't really try this setup for myself.

It'd be 27' 1440p flat horizontally (main) and 24' 1080p curved vertically next to it.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Neutral good originally, but I find lawful evil to be faaaaarrr better. Tilting my head up or down for extended periods feels a lot better than turning left or right

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have chaotic good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The wallpaper

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This just seems random, but then I remember the 24 bad guys in Evil CTU using vertical monitors, so maybe there’s something in it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is 3 landscape monitors with 1 portrait monitor?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Rotate Loss 90 degrees

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chaotic good alignment upsets my OCD the most

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I love the Linus looking through the window background! I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Used to be a chaotic neutral, but realised that a full screen video doesn't work well with a display in portrait orientation (and even if I have a laptop below, it's too small). Neutral good right now with two 27"s; might add a 34" later on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm lawful neutral good since I have two similarly sized screens plus the laptop screen. Just can't let screen real estate go to waste!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is neutral good called when the user keeps a large space between the monitors? That's pretty much all of my coworkers, and it drives me nuts.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ex Lawful Evil, and If J had a secondary screen again I would to the same!

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