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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work

..why?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ultimate Pure here with a single monitor. Because I know how to position windows and use such cutting edge modern features as RESIZING and ALT-TAB. Woo!

Multimonitor makes my neck hurt.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Neutral, if you align the secondary monitor right Everything Works™

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

At work I have chaotic neutral but I slot my laptop underneath the landscape screen so it fits snugly in the corner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What if I use a 48 inch OLED TV as a monitor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So, would using a monitor and a phone screen be lawful neutral too? Because that's what I usually do if I need to look up things for whatever I'm doing and don't want to boot up my desktop web browser.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Did no one notice the Linus meme face taking place of the Winblows flag?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently the school requires me to be at the extreme end of lawful neutral. Two views, nonidentical, very different in size.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral converted to true neutral when my 2nd one broke then I realized I didn't miss it much

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Update with 5x5 grid and add ultrawide and HD/4k/Smartphone mixes.

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