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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mommy why has the blue shirt man spilt milkshake everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The container of lotion just spilled a little. Let’s just keep walking sweetie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But why is he taking off his pants?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

To catch the lotion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Me on an Apple II clone running Pascal interpreter.