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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

None of these crafts can go to mars ... so all these langauges are bad? Or what is this trying to say? I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Seems like a "haha JS bad" kind of joke, but OP seems to forget that Python is also in a similar boat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

More like "similar bloat"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I expected Python to have a lot of dust while it only flew 1 cm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Meme: image of an airliner cockpit, but the thrust levers are replaced with a big button that says "import numpy"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Ok that's funnier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don’t get it, is python dying?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Nah, just slow.

But it has a ridiculously big library and is easy to write. A lot of libraries are also written in C, so the slowness drawback doesn't even apply in some cases.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

JS at least has Typescript to mitigate most of its problems, but mypy leaves a lot to be desired.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Seems legit to me typeof 🎈=== "spaceship" is probably true in JavaScript after all

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I don't like seeing Python dissed like that. )=