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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This has to be illegal. I mean, it's basically suicide incitement (or whatever is the phrase for it)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

die unless $keyword == "unless";

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I personally have a gut feeling of rejection for every language having the unless keyword. This is why I hardly know any PERL and Ruby for example.

I have mixed feelings towards Kotlin's takeUnless scope function (I nearly always use takeIf with a negated predicate) because my mind forgets the unless version exists.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Python already has this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

i assume "ifnot" wasn't edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

array.whomst(element => element === needle)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I shan't!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades

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