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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What the actual fuck is this guy saying

Who does he think pretending to know programming will get him clout

Literally the richest man on our planet

Does not understand that real programmers exist and will fact check him on bullshit

In what world is it a good choice to poison your own credibility for looking smart

Idiotic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I mean OCaml... But the issue is more the monkeys bashing out the language wanting to A. set a type for their exported function and B. know what type whatever function they're using is supposed to take so it doesn't randomly break as they gave it some random type that was formerly compatible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Tell me you don't know shit about programming without telling me you don't know shit about programming.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

When stupid people wanna sound smart.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Press X (formerly Twitter) to Doubt

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Fuck me, that's good. I noticed the X after my first laugh attack and had a second one. Fuck you dude, my ribs hurt.

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