My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2023
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Nah, a whole project
Like the Apple Lisa for example. Named after his daughter.
Well I am now, that's romantic as fuck
"Honey, I named this branch after you. It changes whitespace in the readme of a major open source project, but it'll look great on my resume!"
Okay but my partner does this with things like taking my naming suggestions for blueprints in factory games. Then he'd message me about his harambe units. 10/10 very cute
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I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.
At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.
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So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊
Best I can offer is a static variable in my next coding round.
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The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.