this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure that commit will be fixed in sort order and not remain that way until it becomes a "we don't know why, but just do this bit."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago
// DO NOT REMOVE. We don’t know why but if you take off
// this function the plane stops flying. 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just comment out the window until it is fixed. Either way it isn't dangerous as long as you surround it with try/catch.
But I don't know exactly about that catch part if something happens a few miles above.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Did you try to build the project before you pushed?"

"If I said 'yes', would you believe me?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It must be nice where you work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Sometimes :)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I believe that won't work. The tape is supposed to be blue

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, the outside window is definitely still intact.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe there's an inappropriate doodle on the window or something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

that would make me feel better. I might walk off a plane seeing that.