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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Yeah well then. Classroom evolution by selection for superstition at its finest.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

This seems like a poor attempt to get out of an assignment. Religion can be so convenient sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes, yes it is. So is using Python and Apple. In fact, best you steer clear off of computers.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (10 children)

I'm not Catholic but I'm pretty sure the answer is no.

Playing games with religious themes is also not a sin, as you are expected to understand the difference between fact and fiction.

My source is that one of my best friends is Catholic

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (24 children)

If they understood the difference between fact and fiction they wouldn't be a catholic. They're supposed to believe that crackers and wine literally turn into Jesus's body and blood by saying an incantation. Alchemy makes more sense than that, so I could see some people having issues.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

They don't have a problem using a tool that is called psycho tho.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Literally telling a chip made of sand how to think. God would be furious.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Feels like a "render unto Caesar" non problem

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