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[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago (20 children)

There was a guy I worked with that tended to want to unilaterally make sweeping changes.

Like, "we need the user to be able to enter their location" -> "cool. Done. I also switched the dependency manager from pip to poetry".

Only a little bit of exaggeration

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (14 children)

Some people, like me, are not built to be developers. I can sculpt code in any language I need for whatever problem I need to solve, but maintaining code over a long period of time, with others, is not my thing.

The drive to do additional changes is just too high and the tendency for typos or obvious logic errors is too common. (There is one little improvement. It's right there. One line up. Just change it now while you are in there....)

I am not stupid and regard myself as a decent engineer but my brain is just wired in a more chaotic way. For some things that is ok. For developing code on a team, not so much.

Security is the field I am most comfortable with because it allows for creative chaos. Rule breaking is encouraged. "Scripting" is much more applicable and temporary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'm the same way. Chasing code changes through the codebase then fighting with an edit rebase stack trying to explode them into less-interlocked changes.

It doesn't always work, sometimes I am just committing a giant blob of changes at work on my project I near-solo maintain 💀

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