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[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (20 children)

There was a guy I worked with that tended to want to unilaterally make sweeping changes.

Like, "we need the user to be able to enter their location" -> "cool. Done. I also switched the dependency manager from pip to poetry".

Only a little bit of exaggeration

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (14 children)

Some people, like me, are not built to be developers. I can sculpt code in any language I need for whatever problem I need to solve, but maintaining code over a long period of time, with others, is not my thing.

The drive to do additional changes is just too high and the tendency for typos or obvious logic errors is too common. (There is one little improvement. It's right there. One line up. Just change it now while you are in there....)

I am not stupid and regard myself as a decent engineer but my brain is just wired in a more chaotic way. For some things that is ok. For developing code on a team, not so much.

Security is the field I am most comfortable with because it allows for creative chaos. Rule breaking is encouraged. "Scripting" is much more applicable and temporary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I tell my young developers - the primary goal in software engineering is maintainability. Code reuse, encapsulation, abstraction, and myriad other concepts all contribute to ease of maintaining source code over the long term. Maintainability allows for easier, predictable feature addition and removal, with fewer changes, and by different people. You're also a different person than the one you were months or years ago when it comes to software.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Did I already post in here about how he wrote a custom DSL instead of using the standard widely used ORM we use everywhere? Maintainability nightmare.

He doesn't work here anymore and now I have to either figure it out or rip it out. So far it looks like "rip it out" because it took less than an hour to swap in the orm, and now there's just a lot less code needed.

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