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[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (40 children)

Is it wrong that I'm stuck trying to figure out what language this is?

Trying to figure out what string.length and print(var) exist in a single language.... Not Java, not C# (I'm pretty sure its .Length, not length), certainly not C, C++ or Python, Pascal, Schme or Haskell or Javascript or PHP.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

doesnt have print nor allow variable declaration without keywords

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Sure you can write foo = 3 in JavaScript. It’s a global variable and can be referenced as either foo or window.foo.

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