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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 179 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (45 children)

Interviewer: It's git push origin main now. Get out of here!

[–] [email protected] 169 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (19 children)

It's git push origin branch and then merge after submitting a pull request from branch to main after a successful lint check, build, deployment, and testing in a non-production environment, and PR approval. What kind of wild west operation allows pushing directly to main?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You kids with your fancy branch support back in my day we had CVS and RCS liked it

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revision_Control_System

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You mean "I just sent you zip file with my new changes via email, get fucked looser"?

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