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White House weighing in on the big issues (lemmy.stuart.fun)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Sources say the decision was made by how long interns spent in each editor. In fact, it appears the vim users simply never exited once they opened the program, presumably because they found it so productive.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

ed is the standard editor.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Bah, a magnetised needle and a steady hand is the one true way to edit code on your prod system.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Excuse me, but real programmers use butterflies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Hah, still relying on butterflies? Real programmers simply use the starting conditions of the universe to understand where their program will spontaneously compile

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