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Hey, I'm new to GitHub! (programming.dev)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 8 months ago (18 children)

"I went to the farmer's market but they didn't sell me a complete meal, only all these fucking plants. They think everyone's a cook, and expect to know cooking, but i'm not and I don't. Make a fucking meal and give it to me! Stupid fucking smelly farmers" -- that's how that sounds

[+] [email protected] -9 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I know how to do it but I'm not selfish enough to forget how it was the first times. You won't convince me it's user friendly

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (6 children)

The point, which you missed, is that going to github, a source code hosting service, to look for downloading executables for your specific platform - is like going to a farmer's market to try and get a ready made meal. You're at the wrong place, and it's not meant for you if that's what you're looking for.