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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

As a use-rust-for-even-the-most-basic-task elitist, I laugh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You laugh in 16 GB to compile rust-to-bytecode compiler

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Me (Chad): having to get 32GB+ of RAM to compile my memory-safe point-and-click adventure

You(virgin): being able to compile your segmentation faults with 4GB RAM

Giga Chad: having to get 32GB+ of RAM to compile rust-safe memory-leaks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Tera Chad: having to get 32GB+ of RAM to compile bus faults