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They had a paid break, right? (pawb.social)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (8 children)

At least with your assembly code it'll go brrrrrrrt because of how fast it'll be.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

If you know that you do. What you probably do not. A proper C/C++ compiler (gcc) will almost always produce better/more optimized ASM than a human ever could.

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