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and when it sucks, devs get all credit (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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source: https://twitter.com/wagslane/status/1637910671781404673

image description:
a girl is smiling in front of the camera, not directly looking at it. in front of her is a big cake. the text on her reads, "PM showing off latest features"
just on the left and a little behind is a guy, out of focus, blankly staring at the cake. the text on him reads, "dev getting 0 credit"

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I prefer my accolades in the form of bonus cheques. I've got a git history for anyone else that matters

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (5 children)

they rejected my request for raise because "you already are amongst the ones with highest percentage raise in the past"(which is in single digit, BTW). meanwhile peers who do nothing all day are more paid.

i'm not jealous. just feel like I'm underpaid and overworked

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Honestly you should shop around on LinkedIn

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