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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 209 points 1 year ago (19 children)

I propose a new, more threatening kind of control flow.

do {
  /* something */
} or else {
  /* you don't want to find out */
}

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You just made me a offer I can't refuse. I go now to sleep with the fishes...

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