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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Please God let this be a humorous post that somehow does not also find a way to manage to come true...

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

I would have bought it if they said ifnot instead, it's the same number of characters and wouldn't require a major parser overhaul to support keywords with a ' in the name.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, to be clear, I don't like it, I don't like it one bit:-P.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If not anybody have time for that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

*ifn't*

Oh dear Lord what have I done!? :-P

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