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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (28 children)

Better than counting curly braces.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Even vim can show you that
^(fucking nano user)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is mirco a little man sitting on your SSD flipping bits manually as you dictate him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No that's macro. Micro is when small gnomes sit inside your HDD and moving the read/write head around manually.

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