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[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (11 children)

Easy. Never buy HP. Their printers are shit and so are their laptops.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (10 children)

What's wrong with their laptops? I've never had any issues.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

For starters you don't need a heating unit if you keep their laptop running inside

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've never had that problem. But I've never had a particularly high end HP laptop so maybe those are different.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Also their batteries get pregnant every other year and if you don't fix it, it sets your house on fire.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Damn it, people need to stop fucking batteries or use protection.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hahahahaja

Thanks for the laugh, and the vision.

Also, I'll be stealing the "getting pregnant" line

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

There's someone to say something bad about every computer brand.

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