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Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day? (programming.dev)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 11 months ago (13 children)

"Fix"

[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago (3 children)

With 400 lines changed over 50 files

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"updates"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

“feat: stuff”

Guilty of this one myself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.

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